Archive for June, 2006
Hitler would’ve been a mac user
by LIV2 on Jun.09, 2006, under Uncategorized
The following article is something i agree with basically even though i am a mac user, it is making a statement that apple supremacists, i mean lovers… are a lot like nazi’s.
I Fucking hate apple fanboys, they have no clue what they are talking about with their arguments, and they are an embarrasment to us normal people who use macs
(the worst argument they have is the virus thing, perhaps if they weren’t looking at child porn on their old pc they used to own, they wouldn’t have gotten any virii)
http://www.whatwouldplatodo.com/symposium/showthread.php?t=65
Ol’ Adolf would have preferred a Mac over a PC. Apple is the master race of computers. NOT that they are superior (quite the opposite), but Apple is on a serious purity kick.
It is my understanding that if one wishes to buy something for their Mac, the only option is to buy something sold by Apple. There is to be NO inter-marriage of computer components. To even CONSIDER putting something foreign into your Mac is unheard of.
Adolf (Yes, we’re on a first name basis) would have loved this. He was all for the proliferation of his Master Race through controlled breeding. To even CONSIDER putting something foreign into an Aryan woman was unheard of.
And how about gaming? Adolf was not known for any recreational pursuits. (He would have LOVED 8-ball, but that is another rant) Again, the Mac would be best.
Apple Vs. IBM was the WWII of the computer age. Like Nazi’s, Mac users have been marginalized by society. They exist, but only on the fringes. Normal, educated people find both Neo-Nazi’s and Mac users strange and radical. Both groups are needlessly vocal, self-righteous, and ever-present.
But I digress. Adolf was also interested in branding and a constant aesthetic. The Apple logo is the most prominent feature of the company’s advertising. If Apple is involved, you know it. The first macs all looked alike. This has changed in modern times, but only as far as colour is concerned.
Adolf Hitler would have been a Mac user. Hell, he would have bought stock.
Prospero