Hitler would’ve been a mac user

by LIV2 on Jun.09, 2006, under Uncategorized

The following article is something i agree with basically even though i am a mac user, it is making a statement that apple supremacists, i mean lovers… are a lot like nazi’s.

I Fucking hate apple fanboys, they have no clue what they are talking about with their arguments, and they are an embarrasment to us normal people who use macs
(the worst argument they have is the virus thing, perhaps if they weren’t looking at child porn on their old pc they used to own, they wouldn’t have gotten any virii)

http://www.whatwouldplatodo.com/symposium/showthread.php?t=65

Ol’ Adolf would have preferred a Mac over a PC. Apple is the master race of computers. NOT that they are superior (quite the opposite), but Apple is on a serious purity kick.

It is my understanding that if one wishes to buy something for their Mac, the only option is to buy something sold by Apple. There is to be NO inter-marriage of computer components. To even CONSIDER putting something foreign into your Mac is unheard of.

Adolf (Yes, we’re on a first name basis) would have loved this. He was all for the proliferation of his Master Race through controlled breeding. To even CONSIDER putting something foreign into an Aryan woman was unheard of.

And how about gaming? Adolf was not known for any recreational pursuits. (He would have LOVED 8-ball, but that is another rant) Again, the Mac would be best.

Apple Vs. IBM was the WWII of the computer age. Like Nazi’s, Mac users have been marginalized by society. They exist, but only on the fringes. Normal, educated people find both Neo-Nazi’s and Mac users strange and radical. Both groups are needlessly vocal, self-righteous, and ever-present.

But I digress. Adolf was also interested in branding and a constant aesthetic. The Apple logo is the most prominent feature of the company’s advertising. If Apple is involved, you know it. The first macs all looked alike. This has changed in modern times, but only as far as colour is concerned.

Adolf Hitler would have been a Mac user. Hell, he would have bought stock.

Prospero

8 Comments for this entry

jay
July 9th, 2006 on 12:00 am
Heh that is true in a strange way. I hate the fucking mac fanboys. I but what suits me and what I like. I have no direct affilation or caring for any product line. If it does what I want I will buy it.
Anonymous
July 9th, 2006 on 12:00 am
You’ve really got to stop getting so worked up about other people’s opinions. Let the fanboys be fanboys, I mean who really gives a shit what anyone else thinks anyway
LIV2
July 9th, 2006 on 12:00 am
Bah, i will stop getting worked up when people will stop being neo-nazi’s
jay
July 10th, 2006 on 12:00 am
Well im fucked on now. My wage just dropped to 300 a week. Though I do own all the servers now.

Meh just thought i would let you know
LIV2
July 10th, 2006 on 12:00 am
Stop double posting
jay
July 10th, 2006 on 12:00 am
hey it just happens. What can i say. Your at work anyway you should not be looking.
jay
July 10th, 2006 on 12:00 am
On second thoughts what a tosser.

NOT that they are superior (quite the opposite)

That guy has no idea what he is talking about.
LIV2
July 20th, 2006 on 12:00 am
irrelevant, everything has its strenghts and weaknesses, even the most powerful mac is shite for games, the guy is still pretty right.

mac fanatics are all nutters. and want a perfect worldStop double posting